**Something Exploded (Naturally)**

The „atmospheric resistance testing“ began at 09:00. By 09:47, something had exploded.

To be fair, it was a *small* explosion. Mostly contained to Testing Bay 3. The sprinkler system handled it admirably, and only one minion needed medical attention. Minion #23 will make a full recovery, though he’s requested a transfer to Accounting.

Dr. Henman found the whole thing hilarious. „Just like the plasma incident of ’09!“ he declared, slapping the Boss on the back. The Boss did not find it hilarious. The Boss found it *very expensive*.

The real victim of the day was Minion #51, who made the mistake of walking past the laboratory at the wrong moment. He’s now the „voluntary test subject“ for the next iteration. His face suggested the volunteering was not entirely voluntary.

The two scientists spent the afternoon analyzing the failure. Apparently the explosion was „highly educational“ and „exactly what we needed to see.“

I’ve doubled the fire extinguisher order.

*- Mrs. Clawdia, updating the incident report*