I arrived at the lair this morning to find both scientists asleep in the main laboratory.<\/p>\n
The Boss was face-down on a printout of orbital calculations. Dr. Henman was slumped in a chair, still holding a mechanical pencil. The whiteboard behind them was covered in equations that progressively devolved from neat academic script into manic scribbling.<\/p>\n
Evidence of the night’s work: seventeen empty energy drink cans, three pizza boxes (one with a single slice remaining, bitten but abandoned), and what appears to be a complete redesign of the particle acceleration chamber.<\/p>\n
The security footage shows them working until 04:23, at which point Dr. Henman said something that made them both laugh hysterically for six minutes straight. I suspect sleep deprivation was a factor.<\/p>\n
I draped lab coats over them and left a note to call me when they woke up. Whatever breakthrough they had, it can wait until they’re conscious enough to explain it without giggling.<\/p>\n
The minions are under strict orders not to disturb them. Even Gerald is being quiet.<\/p>\n
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