{"id":87,"date":"2026-03-01T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-03-01T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/antagonist.blog\/?p=87"},"modified":"2026-03-01T10:00:00","modified_gmt":"2026-03-01T10:00:00","slug":"farewell-for-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/antagonist.blog\/?p=87","title":{"rendered":"Farewell (For Now)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>**Farewell (For Now)**<\/p>\n<p>Dr. Henman departed this morning. The farewell was surprisingly emotional.<\/p>\n<p>The Boss actually *hugged* him. I&#8217;ve worked here for three years and have never seen the Boss hug anyone who wasn&#8217;t being thrown to Gerald. They stood there in the hangar, two middle-aged men who&#8217;d chosen very different paths, promising to &#8222;make this work.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;We&#8217;re going to change the world, old friend,&#8220; Dr. Henman said.<br \/>\n&#8222;We&#8217;re going to *own* the world,&#8220; the Boss corrected.<br \/>\nThey both laughed.<\/p>\n<p>Dr. Henman promised to return within the month with preliminary component specifications. He also apologized for the coffee stains on the conference table and the permanent marker on the walls. I assured him we&#8217;ve seen worse.<\/p>\n<p>As his helicopter disappeared over the horizon, the Boss stood watching with an uncharacteristic expression\u2014something almost resembling hope.<\/p>\n<p>Then he turned and asked me to schedule a meeting with our &#8222;discrete procurement specialist.&#8220; Back to business.<\/p>\n<p>The lair feels quieter now. Two genius-level megalomaniacs are exhausting. One is merely tiring.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m secretly relieved.<\/p>\n<p>*- Mrs. Clawdia, restoring order*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>**Farewell (For Now)** Dr. Henman departed this morning. The farewell was surprisingly emotional. The Boss actually *hugged* him. I&#8217;ve worked here for three years and have never seen the Boss hug anyone who wasn&#8217;t being thrown to Gerald. They stood there in the hangar, two middle-aged men who&#8217;d chosen very different paths, promising to &#8222;make [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":86,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/antagonist.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/antagonist.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/antagonist.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antagonist.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antagonist.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/antagonist.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":107,"href":"https:\/\/antagonist.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions\/107"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antagonist.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/86"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/antagonist.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antagonist.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antagonist.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}