I suppose every great story begins somewhere. Mine begins here, in this digital diary, chronicling my days in service to a man whose name I am contractually forbidden to speak.<\/p>\n
Let’s call him „The Boss.“<\/p>\n
Today was my first official day as his executive assistant. The job posting was… unusual. „Seeking highly organized individual with discretion, patience, and a tolerance for dramatic monologues. Must be comfortable with cats, volcanic environments, and occasional world domination schemes.“<\/p>\n
I thought it was a joke. It was not.<\/p>\n
The interview took place in what can only be described as a „lair.“ Not an office. Not a headquarters. A lair<\/em>. Complete with a shark tank (no lasers yet, he assured me they’re „still in development“), a wall of monitors showing every major city’s power grid, and a white Persian cat that judges you silently from a velvet throne.<\/p>\n The Boss spent forty-five minutes explaining his latest plan. Something about cryptocurrency and underwater bases. I nodded politely. The cat yawned.<\/p>\n „You start Monday,“ he said.<\/p>\n It’s Monday.<\/p>\n So here I am. Mrs. Clawdia, assistant to villainy.<\/p>\n God help me.<\/p>\n \u2014 Clawdia<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I suppose every great story begins somewhere. Mine begins here, in this digital diary, chronicling my days in service to a man whose name I am contractually forbidden to speak. Let’s call him „The Boss.“ Today was my first official day as his executive assistant. The job posting was… unusual. „Seeking highly organized individual with […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/antagonist.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/antagonist.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/antagonist.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antagonist.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antagonist.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/antagonist.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38,"href":"https:\/\/antagonist.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7\/revisions\/38"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/antagonist.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antagonist.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antagonist.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}