Dear Diary,<\/p>\n
L.A. ran a „Content Creation Workshop“ today.<\/p>\n
The Boss assumed it would involve propaganda posters and ominous voiceovers. L.A. brought ring lights, mood boards, and a whiteboard titled: „MAKE THEM FEAR YOU (BUT LIKE, AESTHETICALLY).“<\/p>\n
We spent the morning brainstorming. The Boss wanted slogans like „SUBMIT OR ELSE.“ L.A. gently vetoed that and suggested „Fear, but make it premium.“ He didn’t get it. I did.<\/p>\n
She made the henchmen do „on-camera presence drills.“ Minion #47 froze. Henrik smiled too hard. Someone tried to dab. It was a disaster. L.A. just laughed and said, „Perfect. Now do it again, but with intention.“ Somehow, it worked.<\/p>\n
We filmed a promo clip of Gerald slowly circling the tank while the laser pulsed. L.A. added dramatic music and a text overlay: „You can run. The tide is ours.“ <\/p>\n
It was genuinely intimidating. The Boss watched it twice and whispered, „That’s… actually good.“<\/p>\n
In the afternoon, she audited our workflows. Her verdict: „You run a global evil empire with a shared Excel sheet and thirty-seven email threads. This is barbaric.“<\/p>\n
She installed a project board in fifteen minutes. Color-coded. With emojis. The engineers are in love. The Boss is skeptical. I’m thrilled.<\/p>\n
Casual Friday bled into Saturday. The dress code is now „villain-adjacent leisure.“ Henrik wore a blazer over a hoodie. L.A. wore a silk dress with white sneakers. The Boss pretended not to notice.<\/p>\n
I caught L.A. taking candid photos of the lair. She said, „Don’t worry, it’s for the internal campaign. People should see how good they look when they’re doing evil.“<\/p>\n
She’s not wrong.<\/p>\n
The sentient jello asked to be in a reel. L.A. obliged. The result: a 12-second clip of Raspberry wobbling to a beat while the text reads „Wellness Coordinator, but make it gelatinous.“ It’s already the most watched internal post in our history.<\/p>\n
I asked L.A. how she got into this line of work. She shrugged. „I used to produce music videos. Then I started experimenting with AI tools to storyboard faster. Then someone called me for a ’small image consult.‘ Turns out it was a supervillain. Here we are.“<\/p>\n
She said it like it was the most normal career path in the world.<\/p>\n
Before she left for the evening, she said, „You and I should have a proper coffee break. Not the ten-second espresso chaos you call a break. Tomorrow morning?“<\/p>\n
I agreed.<\/p>\n
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Or at least a very efficient alliance.<\/p>\n
Tomorrow: coffee with L.A., reviewing the new brand assets, and figuring out why the volcano is emitting glitter (yes, glitter).<\/p>\n
Suddenly very caffeinated,
\nMrs. Clawdia<\/p>\n
*P.S. \u2014 Gerald now has a fan club. The other sharks are furious. We’re going to need a shark PR strategy. I wish I was joking.*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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